The Devil's Delusion |
 Once more, the snow began to fall. The Prince of Darkness sat on the ice covered rock not knowing how he got there... not knowing what to make of the situation. To the right of him was another ice covered rock a bit smaller than the one he was sitting on... and on it sat a wide-eyed cat in a purple dress.
Hard to believe what I'm thinking, the devil thought to himself. During my visit to earth to capture lost souls it appears that Hell has frozen over! Wasn't that just an expression the humans used? Or could Hell have really frozen over??? So cold his behind was that he knew he would be unable to sit there for long...but for some reason he was frozen to the mound of ice and unable to move.  The chunk of ice that the cat sat on seemed to be getting smaller. It was now melting and shrinking by the moment which perplexed him. Maybe it was this thing humans called global warming, he thought to himself. Maybe in time I'll melt away too! The more he pondered the situation and the thought of melting, the more worried he became. He had to figure out a way to break the sheet of ice beneath his hooves so that he could return to The Gates of Hell to rule his kingdom. With all of his strength he furiously began to stab his pitchfork into the ground. But it was hopeless. The prongs of the fork didn't even make a dent in the ice. He had to think of another way to get home. The cat, reading his mind, as all cats can do, sat there silenly and smiled. She glared at him with cold icy eyes and in a thin frosty voice she said: |
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