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... Have you ever wondered what it would be like if cats could speak? Or dance? Or wear clothes? ... Have you ever wondered what your cats do after the lights go out? ... Have you ever given any thought as to how cats entertain themselves once they are certain that you are fast asleep? I thought I was having the strangest dream last night. It all began with a veil of puffy white clouds drifting across a blue sky. Somewhere in the distance a mesmerizing tune was playing... Within moments, as if by magic, the clouds parted and two of our cats appeared. Katzenberg looked quite dapper in his tuxedo, and Sabrina was attired in a ruffled gown that looked like streaks of pink cotton candy as she danced around an old-tyme nickelodeon. After a while a little mouse appeared decked out in a yellow sequin ballerina costume. As I remember it, Katz was trying to teach Sabrina a new dance, and the mouse kept interrupting. Minutes after awakening I quickly realized that all of this was more than a dream. At first I couldn't understand why the tune that belonged to the dream was still playing in my head. That is, I couldn't understand it until I passed the living room and noticed that the tune was actually coming from our vintage nickelodeon. And out of the corner of my eye, this is what I saw and heard: |
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| A little more rhythm. Don't you have rhythm in your soul, Sabrina? |
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| Like this, Katzenberg? Is this any better? |
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| That's almost right. Loosen up a bit. Try moving your head to the music. Like this. |
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| Watch me, Sabrina. Move your feet like this. |
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| Who invited you, mouse? Go back in your hole. |
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| Ignore that mouse! Get behind me and watch my head from the back. And don't step on my tail! Sometimes you can be a bit clumsy |
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| Hey, Katzenberg! Mr. Know-It-All! Who are you calling clumsy? I'll do this dance my way and have just as much fun, thank you! |
| Well, now you know the answer. Although my vision was blurred from sleep, I am sure of what I saw. Cats *can* dance... and maybe one day, when you least expect it, you'll be lucky enough to see *your* cat dance. |
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 THE CAT CAFE NICKELODEON INDEX |
| Grooming: Why & How | Join the king of the Jungle in his never-ending search for wine |
| Can Cats Dance? | I'm convinced. But I'll let you be the judge! |
| Do Cats Dream? | Sure they do! Enter Red-Devil's tail-twitching dream right now! |
| Cat & the Faerie Forest | The cat was to rid the forest of the evil crow, but somehow he .... |
| The Fish Bowl | Ever wonder what your cat *really* sees in the fish bowl? |
| The Devil's Delusion | The cat glared at the devil with cold icy eyes and in a thin frosty voice she said... |
| The Spay/Neuter Witch | An important message from the Spay/Neuter Witch |
| Kitten Growth Chart | Learn about the many phases and stages of kitten growth |
| Age Comparison Chart | See how old your cat is in human years |
| Cat Retirement Homes | What will become of kitty when you are no longer around? |
| Pet Medical Insurance | Learn about coverage. It makes a whole lot of sense! |
| Forever Halloween | Outside the window what seems to be a huge black bird drifts closer and closer... |
| Poetry by Candlelight | Diabella's Cat Poetry by Candlelight |
| Esmerelda the Gypsy Cat | When she found out why King Kat wore that crown, she fainted! |
| Koko Loves Kittens | A "talking" gorilla and her beloved kitties. Very tender images. |
| Tiny & the Oak Tree | A must read true story as told by a vet |
| Goodbye from Alex | A final word from kitty Alex |
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